Have you ever noticed....

that most of the people who name their kids Mason, Cooper, Sawyer, Sailor, etc. would probably drop over dead before they'd allow their kid to grow up to be a mason, cooper, sawyer, or sailor (unless the sailing involved a yacht, of course)?

On the other hand, it beats Bronx Mowgli. Or Apple.

NO OFFENSE TO ANY OF MY FRIENDS WHOSE KIDS ARE NAMED ANY OF THE ABOVE BECUASE CLEARLY YOU ARE COOL AND THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU. Unless it does.