So, you know that kid in the day care with the chocolate goatee at 8 am?
Yeah, that would be my kid.
And his father and I are too clueless/self-absorbed/careless/ dumb to clean him up. I always notice how dirty his face is when I'm already in the day care.
But hey, he's eating breakfast at least! And since the ads tell you to give your kids Nutella on toast for breakfast, I have to comply. I ALWAYS DO WHAT THE TEEVEE TELLS ME.
We did have Chocolate Chex today, and damn, they were good.
So, chocolate mustache...and today, with a glazing of booger.
BAD MOMMY.
14 years ago

Mama, I am so guilty of this too! I'm moving so damn fast in the morning I notice the dry crusted noses and toothpaste smears as I enter the daycare. Sometimes I get the booger smear on my pants and/or shoulder and don't notice till I'm in a business meeting. That's a badge of a mama!
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