The Milky Way

I know it's pretty UMC of me to breastfeed, or at least sort of breastfeed while also giving formula. But it is trashy of me to note that my breast is bigger than my baby's head. It cracks me up to see this tiny boy clutching my boob, calmly regarding me with a touch of scorn. "WTF is up wit the tits, Mom? Don't allow them to crush me, please."

Also, breastfeeding is the least sexy thing ever. Moooooo.