Yep, I am back after a lengthy sabbatical. Up to no good as usual. Nothing as fun as you would imagine, but hey, them's the breaks, and those Cheetos aren't gonna open their own bags, know'm say'n?
Here is an example of the high-class goings-on at Chez Trashy:
Me (to Oscar): Hey! Don't sit on the cat!
Oscar: I'm not sitting on him, Mom, I'm trying to fart at him.
Me: Oh, that's ok.
(beat)
Me: Um, that's not nice? Stop?
That's me, klass all the way.
14 years ago
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