Wire monkey mother

Ok, I am no storybook mother. I propped a bottle for the little guy so I could eat and all I could think was WIRE MONKEY MOTHER. Poor kid was giving me the most pathetic look, too. "why won't you hold me? Don't you love me enough to feed me? Selfish!"

aRZgH. stop it, hormonal voices in my head!

In other news, yesterday Oscar was lying close to the baby, crooning a song. I sneaked up to watch and listen and feast on the cute.
"What are you singing, honey?"
"A song I made up for the baby, Mommy."

The song lyrics went something like this:

He's an evil baby
He's gonna take over the woooooorld
With his giant brain
he is gonna build two robots
And take over the wooooooooorld

I was like, um, what?

Upon further questioning, turns out he was referring, sort of, to Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

My little geeklet.