Non sequiturs

The worst thing about Pixar movies, in my opinion, is how they fuck with you out of context.

Oscar gets fixated on one movie at a time, and begins to recite lines and scenes. However, out of context, this can be confusing, particularly if you have not seen the film as often as the child has, and have no idea that a movie line is being quoted, and instead, hear these gems coming from your 3 year old like some sort of pint sized oracle.

Seriously, wouldn't it freak you out to hear your toddler say:

"I'm Picasso!"

or

"The prodigal son has returned!"

or

"I am your WIFE! I'm the greatest good you're EVER gonna get!"


You truly have not lived till you hear your three year old imitating Samuel L. Jackson.