Proof that I use the microwave too much

So, you know I serve Oscar chicken nuggets a couple of times a week. I KNOW, but I do.

I make them in the microwave, because, EASY. He likes them, they are shaped like dinosaurs, whatever.

So, yesterday, Oscar finds me to give me some news. "Mommy! Da kitty is on your food maker!"

"What?"

"Da KITTY is on da FOOD MAKER!"

"Food maker? wtf?" I am imagining the cat in the crock pot, or something.

I go into the kitchen to investigate. The cat is perched atop the microwave.

"Honey, that's a microwave."

"NO, Mommy, it's a food maker. It makes the nuggets hot!"

I guess I can't argue with that. But he doesn't call the stove, or the oven, food makers.....

Sigh.