It's been a while...

Ive been busy doing theatrical things that involved trailers and f-bombs. So, basically, doin' what comes naturally. And Oscar has been busy. Highlights and news in brief:

1. Potty training is still a bust. He crapped in his pants the other night and as I was trying to clean up the mess, he looked at his soiled Wonder Pets underwear and said regretfully, "Sorry, Ming-Ming."


2. He dropped the f-bomb this morning in a completely contextually accurate way. Yay for advancing language skills. Boo for F-bombs from a 3 year old. And the epithet he used was unfortunately one that I know he learned from me. Sigh.

3. Halloween was hilarious and involved three costumes and a metric shitload of candy. He is now over his candy corn obsession. That's so October, Mom. And please to give me props for not eating his candy. GO ME.


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