Poopy Yummy!

Oscar is now obsessed with poop.

He knows poop is yucky, so he says "Poopy Yummy!" He substitutes words in songs with the word "poop" (example: A B C D E F POOP!!!!!!) And because I am apparently twelve years old, I laugh.

He made his Pooh Bear poop on my face this morning and laughed an evil little laugh at me.

Then he realized Pooh Bear's name is Pooh, and laughed some more.

He is not obsessed enough to poop in the potty, however.

Now, here's where the trashy part comes in. I sang along with him to the ABC Poop song today, and laughed. I then substituted "booger". He parried with "fite" (fart).
Good clean fun. And yes, I found it hilarious, while telling him not to do that at school. Nice going, Trashymama! Conflicting messages! Start saving up for that therapy bill!

In case you were wondering, pee is neither funny nor interesting to him. No idea why. No mystery to it, since he pees in the potty? It's a lowly liquid to poop's majestic solid? It's not stinky enough? It's not gross enough?

The world may never know.